FOR THE BAR:
If you want to drink at my bar please follow these simple rules...
-please do not sit down and immediately expect me to come running over to you. you are not the only person in the bar.
-dont tell me your ready to order and while im there frantically search the drink menu to find a drink...you said you were ready! I have other guests, time is money.
-i will be sure to get you another round but dont slam your empty glass on the bar yelling out for one. that will get you no where.
-dont ASK for a free drink that will just ensure you wont get one.
-please dont tell me you will "hook me up", people that say so...dont.
-dont be mad at me like its my fault the bar doesnt carry some scummy beer you love then tip me poorly because of it....i dont stock or order for the bar i just tend there.
-if your spending 6-8 bucks for a drink throughout the night...dont suddenly get cheap when its time to tip.
-holy shit...please dont complain the drink is weak. fyi your at a corporate restaurant your lucky theres any alcohol in it at all.
-last call means last call. it doesnt mean order 4 beers to follow the full one in front of you. i have a life too....id like to go home at a decent hour....keep your 2 dollar tip and go home.
FOR THE RESTAURANT:
-Let me introduce myself before you open your mouth...i like to be called by my name which by the way isnt "hello", "hey hey", "miss", "excuse me", or the "fuck you im just gonna wave you down" name.
-dont touch me, grab me, tug at my apron or shirt...i dont touch you dont fucking touch me!!
-if i am at another table taking care of another guest-dont yell out for me or interupt. seriously.
-staring at me wont make your food cook faster.
-dont come in and tell me you have a half hour to make a movie then order ribs or a steak be freaking for real.
-1 coupon per table. how hard is this to understand.
-gratuity on parties of 8 or more is a safety net for us servers, deal with it.
-if i ask you if you need anything...spit it out ALL AT ONCE. dont run me.
-chances are if you see i have 7 tables and im tending bar- im busy, just remember that.
-we make 2 dollars an hour. learn how to tip.
-for gods sake....dont walk in at 10 to close and stay for 2 hours. just dont.
please feel free to add your own...